It’s a little upsetting that the only way I’m able to reconnect with an old friend is when they’re drunk. I remembered everything you told me although you probably thought I wouldn’t. But eh. I just miss having you around.
It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.
You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.
a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road